About to start practising (?!)as a junior doctor somewhere in Norfolk. The title of this blog is taken from a answer from the dean of my medical school to the question "Why do we have to the portfolio? People only make it up anyway." He answered in short that "If you lie in the portfolio, you will lie in patient notes...you won't answer to the GMC..but will find yourself face down in the river Yare!"
And so a legend was born...